During Surgery

Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

Maa Kaali Pehla Operation Hai Bali Samajh ke le lena

Oops! Has anyone seen my watch?

That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.

Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!Well this book doesn't say that...

What edition is your manual?OK, now take a picture from this angle.

This is truly a freak of nature.Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Damn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.

Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.